Rules for leaving your credit card at a bar with an open tab:
1) Don't tell anyone you don't trust (or know) you've done it
2) Don't open a tab for yourself if you only intend to have one drink (you're only tempting fate)
3) Don't drink so much that when you leave the bar you forget to cash out and get your card back
4) Call the bar once you get home and realize you left your card with an open tab (they'll put your card in the safe until you're sober enough to drive back and get it)
Can you guess which of the above happened to me?
2 million zarquats if you guess right!
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